DIY Sex Swing: PRO TIPS from a BDSM Sex Toy Tester!
BDSM swings provide amazing new positions for sexual encounters, but ready-made models can cost hundreds— and lack customization. From my experience as a BDSM swing tester, I have created (and carefully tested) dozens of DIY sex swings. You don’t have to be a BDSM lover to become a budget traveler. If that is you, here is how to make a sexy, safe, and durable BDSM swing that will not break the bank.
Why DIY?
- Spending Less: Avoid paying 60-80% of the retail price.
- Special Design: Customize size, padding, and attachments to fit your.
- Concealment: Design doubles as a “hammock chair” for vanilla guests.
6 Swing Building Pro Tips
1. Safety Above All Else: Cutting Corners is Not Accepted
- Weight Allowance: User weight + movement force. Choose 500lb, minimum, as anchor.
- Materials: Rock climbing nylon straps (Not ropes) and locking carabiners.
- Anchor Points: Bolt into ceiling joists or doorframe studs—never drywall alone.
Tester Insight: “I’ve seen swings fail from using cheap hardware. Spend $20 on stainless steel eye bolts—it’s cheaper than an ER trip.”
2. Comfort is King
- Padding: strap padded with sleeves made of memory foam (cut up pool noodles if needed).
- Seat Shape: Cut a sturdy leather or faux leather seat wider than a yoga mat for thigh support.
- Adjustability: Add quick-release buckles to allow changing the height during the session.
3. Stealthy Installation
- Ceiling Camo: Concealment with a decorative plant hook or light.
- Quick-Detach: Stow away straps and seat in an inconspicuous tote under the bed.
4. Intelligent Accessorizing
- Attachment Points: Sew D-Ring onto the seat for cuffs, ties, or sensory equipment.
- Multi-Use: Drape and attach sexy lingerie, vibrators, or dildos using supplied loops.
5. Test Like a Pro
Gradually load with static weight first like sandbags before live testing.
Movement Check: Swing, twist and pull to simulate hardcore play. Listen for creaking.
6. Silent Pulleys:
Replace squeaky hardware with marine-grade pulleys.
Upgrade Over Time
Heat & Sensation: Stitch pockets to hold warming gel packs or soft textured pads.
Common DIY Mistakes to Avoid
- Skipping Redundancy: Always double anchor the points where straps are attached to one anchor, and add additional back-up anchors.
- Ignoring Angles: Straps need to form a “Y” shape, not hang vertically, to prevent tipping.
Forgetting Aftercare: Add a foldable step stool for easy exit (shaky legs happen!).
Creative Uses Beyond the Bedroom
- Yoga Swing: For aerial stretches or acro-yoga.
- Reading Nook: Put some cushions and say it’s a “meditation chair”.
Final Thoughts
A DIY BDSM swing isn’t just a project; it’s a gateway to trust, imagination, and pleasure that defies gravity. Always prioritize safety and open lines of communication with your partners, and don’t be afraid of trial and error. And don’t forget: the best swings aren’t purchased—they’re built with intention (and some sweat).”
Now, go swing, but do so responsibly—and wildly.